baracknobama:

'i feel like a heavy weight has been lifted off my shoulders' i say as i cut off my own head

(via greed)

internetmessiah:

i love conspiracy theories bc at first you think they’re utter bullshit but then you start reading these crackpot articles and suddenly you’re convinced Obama is actually a reptilian overlord and the moon landing was faked

(via asian)

hohoehoes:

when a person who’s skinnier than you says they’re fat

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seedy:

when your friend posts an ugly photo of you and your crush likes it 

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(via greed)

rneerkat:

“youre always on your computer” well ur always on my nerves

(Source: rneerkat, via gnarly)

settledheart:

it’s a metaphor, you see; you put the textbook in front of you, but you don’t give it the power to actually teach you anything

(via gnarly)